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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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